“Remember when we did that stupid super-villain thing?” She laughed.
Amongst all the layers of tone enhancement and sampled affectation I could still hear an echo of her original laugh. It gave me confidence in my decision to get back in touch. We hadn’t spoken in a decade, maybe more. Since then we had both changed.
“I do! Gaah, what was that about? Mid-shift crisis or what? Panthro the Panther man, so butch, I even had that Jaguar..”
“Oh yea that construct side-kick! You spent a bundle on him and you had to have that humongous litter tray in your lair for it to crap in! Why you went full bio on that thing I don’t know!”
And she laughed again, I noticed she had it so it sounded like the theme song from a cartoon made way back when we were still, when she was still, a young female, made of actual multicellular flesh and blood.
“It was a she actually.. yea that sucked, I had that robot that was supposed to collect and incinerate it.”
More laughter. What was that theme song from? Maybe it was a custom composition.
“Yea I remember! It didn’t work and we had The Pterodactyl and Brickfists and whatshername, thingygummy with the telekinesis that always gave her a migraine, for the Meeting of the Scorpio Five and HAH! The whole lousy lair just stank of burning catshit the entire time!”
Oh I remember all right. I forced an agreement laugh. I needed a come-back otherwise the teasing would go on and on.
“I remember your gimmick though; The Sorrow, you were supposed to be dark and brooding with that whole mysterious angle, you had those implants that was supposed to exude those chemicals that would..”
“Make everyone so sad they couldn’t do shit, I know! It was so lame.. it was way more fun when I programmed them to exude that DMT/MDMA gas mix though..”
“Oh Hell yea, but that’s the thing, you thought you wanted to be the silent mysterious one at the back who comes in wipes everyone out, but you were the total opposite! Like always the first to get stuck in kicking the shit out of those fucking dweebs we used to run against.. ‘The Chums of Chance’. Like some roided up cyborg Nancy Drew bullshit, what the fuck happened to them?”
“Got into the exploration scene and set out across the galaxy with a bunch of other egos in their hotmodded probes. Looking for life, some higher calling. Its kind of sweet but they take themselves so seriously, beaming back pictures all the time to the cloud, total oversharing overload because they’ve got nothing else to do and it looks so boring out there in deep space ‘ oh look another interesting Pulsar wave!’ She sighed. You’re lucky you’ve gone back to being a full meat and potatoes human, you don’t have to put up with all that bubbins.”
“Yeaa… there’s other things though”
I felt a light tingle around my left eyebrow as she charged the molecules in the air around it, her version of a caress. It moved across my eyebrow, around my ear and stayed there.
“Like touch?” My skin tingled as though bubbles in soda water where fizzing against it.
“There’s that. But you can touch and feel too.” I reached out to the large cardboard box, the arbitrary form her ego had manifested. It was the sort of box a small fridge might come in, heavily bound with brown sellotape along every seam and around its top and middle. An arrow that should be pointing up pointed down. I pushed a fingernail into a crevice and made a small slit in the tape.
“OOOOoooh not so rough! Gah we haven’t seen each other for ages and your already being totally dom”
“Weell, you started it. But why the box?”
“Because a large cardboard box is just so mysterious! Its chock full of possibilities, imagine them all!”
“Yea on the other hand its just a box, you could be anything, but really what if If your just a dead cat in there?”
“Oh I’m something alright!”
The fizzing intensified it ran down my face and neck, across my humungous traps and my boulder shoulders, it felt like someone unwinding a tape made of pure electricity as it carried on down my back and across my buttocks and hung there. My breathing got heavier, I was becoming aroused. I pushed another finger in the tape on the box, making the slit bigger and wider.
“mmmMM—OHH! YOU BEAST!”
Suddenly the fizzing caress shot down between my ass and unrolled over and around my cock and balls. The buzzing grew in intensity. I grunted as I began to grow hard, I could feel something like flies landing on the tip of my dick.
“Fuck you’re such a bad bitch, you like when I treat you mean though, don’t you? Answer me cunt!”
The electricity tape became a tight band across my body, I could feel it juddering.
“UH- HuuH..” She said in a little girl voice now
I reached out with both hands and began to tear at the tape, the cardboard started to give.
My body spasmed, I jerked and stifled a moan as the band cracked like a whip, I felt it sting everywhere it had lain.
And then with every crack I tore at the cardboard, shredded it with my fists. And she began to cry.
“OoowWw! OOWW! OoooOh yourr hurting meeee.. yourr hurting meee.. “
“Yea you fuckin like that you whore, what are you,?”
“I’m a fucking whore”
“That’s right. Hit me again bitch I fucking dare you.”
SNAP SNAP SNAPP
The lashes felt cruel but immaculate, clean and scouring. I fought the urge not to give in to them. My teeth clenched so hard my jaw clicked and I went down on one knee. But I kept a firm grip on the box, and pulled more of it apart. A shape within was metamorphosing into something tangible.
I plunged a fist in and grabbed soft curly hair. My other hand went in and I felt a mouth, a tongue, soft and long licked my fingers. Lips began to suckle them. I pushed all four of them into her mouth and heard her gargle as I tickled the back of her throat. I let go of her hair and went around the back and felt soft warm wetness there too.
Fingers in either end.
Enough was enough.
I pulled them out suddenly and she moaned with a mixture of pain and pleasure.
With my hands slick from her juices, I ripped the last of the box away.
And there she was down on all fours, all limbs tied to wooden rockers, her fleece a soft creamy white, her tail wagged and she turned her head, looked me in the eye and winked.
“Baaaah” She bleated.
Everything was just like I remembered when I first met her.